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RE: Humor - YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN INTERNET ADDICT... (fwd)
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Subject: RE: Humor - YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN INTERNET ADDICT... (fwd)
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From: [email protected] (Lawrence *The Dreamer* Chen)
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Date: Thu, 12 Sep 1996 13:25:56 -0600 (MDT)
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Posted-Date: Thu, 12 Sep 1996 13:25:56 -0600 (MDT)
> * pagers are designed to accept the tilde and @ characters.
You mean they don't already.....I was thinking the next purchase was to
get an alphanumeric pager so I can get Email that way.
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> * computer systems come free with Internet accounts.
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I just got Email today about some company planning to give out free
Oracle NCs with Internet service.
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> * you try to bookmark your favourite TV show, then realise you can't do
> it, before realising you don't watch TV anymore.
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Isn't that what a video tuner in your computer is for?
> * your ISP awards you with a 'Best Customer Award'.
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Maybe after I find one deserving of a "most reliable ISP award"....I
deal with three ISPs, so that I can almost always find a connection.
Lawrence
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