[Prev][Next][Index][Thread]
Humor - YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN INTERNET ADDICT... (fwd)
-
To: [email protected] (List Geeks)
-
Subject: Humor - YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN INTERNET ADDICT... (fwd)
-
From: [email protected] (Lawrence *The Dreamer* Chen)
-
Date: Thu, 12 Sep 1996 13:29:26 -0600 (MDT)
-
Posted-Date: Thu, 12 Sep 1996 13:29:26 -0600 (MDT)
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN:
>
> * Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to
> bottom.
>
That's why I have 3 bookmark files.
> * Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
>
Maybe that's why I'm thinking about buying a new pair via the web.
> * You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a
> modem.
>
At least my dad has an Email address.
> * You realize there is not a sound in the house and
> you have no
> idea where your children are.
>
When there's no sound in my house...it means the power is out.
Follow-Ups: