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Ignorant People.
Here is an email that was received on the ASCEND mailing list, and the
response to it was made by one of my co-workers. I thouht it was pretty
damn funny, so I think I'll share it (with those lovely email addresses
blocked out). :)
From: Fri May 17 09:15:40 1996
Date: Thu, 16 May 1996 10:34:13 -0500 (CDT)
From:
To:
Subject: (ASCEND) How do you wire a ISDN line (fwd)
I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled out tomorrow but I don't feel like
paying the anesthesiologist's $289 fee so I am doing it myself.
I have never anestehsized myself, and was wondering what do I need. I am
assuming all I would need is a bunch of Nitrous Oxide, and if I'm not
mistaken, the tank should come with a mask to fit right over my
nose.....so my question: how do I turn off the gas if I'm totally out
(it's kinda hard to turn a knob when knocked out)......thanks.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 16 May 1996 08:06:32 -0500 (CDT)
From:
To: Ascend Users <[email protected]>
Subject: (ASCEND) How do you wire a ISDN line
My ISDN line is on order............I don't feel like paying bellsouth
$129 to wire the inside so I am doing it myself.
I have never wired an ISDN line, and was wondering what do I need. I am
assuming all I would need is a RJ-45 switch plate, and if I'm not
mistaken, the ISDN is a 4 wire line that would just screw down right on
the plate............so my question: how do i wire the plate (color
codes, etc).........thanks
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r0k on.
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