a boy and his frog

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• From: Fred Nadel <[email protected]>
• Date: 03 Sep 96 23:03:33 EDT

                         "A Boy and His Frog"

 A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". 
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

 The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one
week."  The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
returned it to the pocket.

 The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the
boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his
pocket.

 Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm
a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

 The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer.  I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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