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[How did the chicken cross the road?]

    
    ... but not quite the chickens you were thinking of.
    
     NT Chicken:
        Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
    
     OS/2 Chicken:
        It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet
        that nobody noticed.
    
     Win 95 Chicken:
        You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook
        it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
    
     Microsoft Chicken (TM):
        It's already on both sides of the road.  And it just bought the
        road.
    
     OOP Chicken:
        It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
    
     Assembler Chicken:
        First it builds the road ...
    
     C Chicken:
        It crosses the road without looking both ways.
    
     C++ Chicken:
        The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer
        to him on the other side.
    
     VB Chicken:
        USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
    
     Delphi Chicken:
        The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other
        side.
    
     Java Chicken:
        If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will
        download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
    
     Web Chicken:
        Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
    
     Gopher Chicken:
        Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
    
    
     Newton Chicken:
        Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it
        across the road in your pocket !
    
     Cray Chicken:
        Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it
        in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully
        cooked.
    
     Quantum Logic Chicken:
        The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the
        road until you observe it on the side of your course.
    
     Lotus Chicken:
        Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do !
    
     Mac Chicken:
        No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the
        road, so there's no way to tell it to.
    
     Al Gore Chicken:
        Waiting for completion of NCI (National Chicken-crossing
        Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished, assuming
        he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program.
    
     COBOL Chicken:
        0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
        IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
           PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
           VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
              ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
        ELSE
           GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING


	JAmes
    
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