Microsoft Washes Hands In Innocence

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• Subject: Microsoft Washes Hands In Innocence
• From: James Atwill <[email protected]>
• Date: Sat, 14 Sep 1996 14:13:16 -0400 (EDT)

Anyone in the Tech Support field is gonna looooooove this one:

Microsoft washes hands in innocence...

One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp.  At the
rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and bullets. He fired
several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all
attempts had completely missed the target. The tech looked at his rifle,
and then at the target.  He looked at the rifle again, and then at the
target again. 

He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the
trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off,
whereupon he yelled toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine,
the trouble must be at your end!" 

	JAmes

James Atwill - Software Designer | "And therefore you shall hardly 
   Advanced Technologies Group   | meet with a sensless and insignificant 
        Milkyway Networks        | word, that is not made up of some 
---------------------------------' Latin or Greek names." -- Hobbes

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