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Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0268
Old, but good.
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>Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh is:
>
> Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being
> sized up by St. Peter.
>
> "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to
send
> you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by
putting a
> computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that
ghastly
> Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've
> never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want
> to go."
>
> Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?" St. Peter
said,
> "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your
> decision."
>
> "Fine, but where should I go first?"
>
> "I'll leave that up to you."
>
> "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
>
> So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear
> waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water,
> laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature
> perfect. He was very pleased.
>
> "This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to
see
> heaven!""Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.
>
> Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing
> harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
>
> Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm. I
think
> I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.
>
> "Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire."
>
> So Bill Gates went to Hell.
>
> Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see
> how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a
> wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and
tortured
> by demons.
>
> "How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
>
> Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,
"This
> is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't
> believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the
> beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?!???"
>
> "That was a demo," replied St. Peter.
>
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