A programmer, a customer service engeneer and a hardware tech are
carpooling, with the programmer driving. Suddenly, the programmer pulls
over and says, "I think we have a flat tire."
The CS engeneer gets out, walks around the car, and gets back in. "Yes, we
do have a flat."
The hardware tech gets out and starts swapping tires.
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Joe Zeff
The Guy With the Sideburns
If you can't play with words, what good are they?