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Free Money!!!!!


Since "Good Times" seems to have made a comeback recently.. :)

Robbie

In our previous episode, Ambassador Dave was heard to say:
> From [email protected] Sun Nov 24 23:25:45 1996
> From: [email protected] (Ambassador Dave)
> Subject: IJMC - FREE MONEY!!!
> Organization: International Junk Mail Clearinghouse (IJMC)
> 
>                          IJMC - FREE MONEY!!!
> 
> Yep, lots of free money. Send it all to me at the below address. All the 
> money in your wallet/purse/piggie bank, send it all to me.         -dave
> 
> Dave Thompson
> 35 Technology Parkway
> Suite 150
> Norcross, GA 30071
> (send me my money)
> 
> 
> 
> 
> There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet.
> If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line "Free Money,"
> DO NOT read the message. DELETE it immediately, UNPLUG your computer,
> then BURN IT to ASHES in a government-approved toxic waste disposal
> INCINERATOR.
> 
> Once a computer is infected, it will be TOO LATE. Your computer will
> begin to emit a vile ODOR. Then it will secrete a foul, milky DISCHARGE.
> Verily, it shall SCREECH with the tortured, monitor-shattering
> SCREAM of 1,000 hell-scorched souls, drawing unwanted attention to
> your cubicle from co-workers and supervisors alike. After violently
> ripping itself from the wall, your computer will punch through
> your office window as it STREAKS into the night, HOWLING like a
> BANSHEE. Once free, it will spend the rest of its days SODOMIZING
> household PETS and MOCKING the POPE.
> 
> Some filthy, disgusting miscreant... some no-good, low-down, good-for
> -nothing DIRTY SNAKE, in twisted pursuit of his own sadistic dreams,
> is sending this virus across the Net via an e-mail entitled "Free
> Money." What is so terrifying about this virus is that you do not
> even to have to open the e-mail for it to activate. In fact, you do
> not even need to RECEIVE the e-mail. You do not even need to OWN a
> COMPUTER. "Free Money" can infect even minor HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES.
> 
> How it does this with straight ASCII code is, franky, a matter of
> some debate... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS
> situation, we wouldn't be discussing it in ALL CAPS.
> 
> So for the LOVE OF GOD, forward this e-mail to all those you claim
> to care about, all those you purport to love. Don't do it later!
> Do it NOW! Now! Now! NOW! NOW! NOW!
> 
> Attachment converted: deathlab:free_money_virus.sea (VIRUS/VRS)   
> 0003D961
> 
> Content-Type: virus/sea; name="Free_Money_Virus" (SUCKER/SKR) (SRC:WTBR)
> Auto-Infect: enabled
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> Yet Another E-Mail Sent By The International Junk Mail Clearinghouse (IJMC).
> Unless otherwise specified, distribute freely. All questions, comments,
> submissions, and requests should be directed to Dave at [email protected]
> 
>    IJMC Mailings - email [email protected] with "info ijmc-l" in body
>        IJMC WebPage - disconnected (we forgot to pay our power bill)
> 
> This is Mac.                                            \\\\|////
> He wants to travel the world.                           ( O   O )
> Please add him to your .sig and help him.          ---oOOo--U--oOOo---
> 


-- 
Robbie Honerkamp : [email protected] : http://www.shorty.com/~robbie/
 "It turns out that Japan is an extremely foreign country, where
 you can never be sure whether the sign on the door you're about 
 to open says 'Restaraunt' or 'Enter Here for Express Vasectomy Service'".
	-Dave Barry