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Re: Conmputer people...
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To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>, "Tim Willett" <[email protected]>, "Riddle, Jim" <[email protected]>, "rose, jennifer j." <[email protected] (jennifer j. rose)>, "Baker, Christopher" <[email protected] (Christopher Baker)>, "Joe Citro" <[email protected] (Joe Citro)>, "Jack Winslade (Sitel)" <[email protected]>
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Subject: Re: Conmputer people...
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From: "Mike Riddle" <[email protected]>
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Date: Fri, 01 Nov 96 11:24:17 -0500
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Priority: Normal
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Reply-To: "Mike Riddle" <[email protected]>
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ReSent-Date: Mon, 4 Nov 1996 23:01:11 -0500 (EST)
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On Fri, 1 Nov 1996 09:39:52 -0600 (CST), Terry Begley, Information Technology
Coordinator wrote:
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>Date: Fri, 1 Nov 1996 09:12:54 EST
>From: Alex Demenschonok <[email protected]>
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: Re: smtp/pop3/dns server for WNT
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>On 1 Nov 96 at 8:35, Michael A. Mandel wrote:
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>> A normal person being what? A non-computer systems expert? I'm not
>> sure if that means we're better than "normal persons", but if it is,
>> hey that's o.k. too!
>>
>hi,
>
>i think he means following :-) ....
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> Computer experts consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
>
> Computer experts buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for
> their birthday.
>
> Computer experts wear moustaches or beards for "efficiency". Not
> because they're lazy.
>
> Computer experts have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.
>
> Computer experts think a "biting wit" is their fox terrier.
>
> Computer experts repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions,
> watches, and automatic transmissions.
>
> Computer experts say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius,
> and 298 degrees Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day"
>
> Computer experts give you the feeling you're having a conversation with
> a dial tone or busy signal.
>
> Computer experts wear badges so they don't forget who they
> are. Sometimes a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride
> today. I drove my own car".
>
> Computer experts' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with
> their name on it and an office with a window.
>
> Computer experts know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
>
> Computer experts rotate their tires for laughs.
>
> Computer experts' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of
> "C/C++", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.
>
> Computer experts don't find the above at all funny.
>
>Cheers !
>
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> Terry Begley, Information Technology Coordinator
> Creighton University, College of Business Administration
> 2500 California Plaza Omaha, NE 68178 USA, Earth
> [email protected] 402.280.2619 http://eden.creighton.edu
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> Member of the NonSequitur society. Our motto:
> "We don't have regular meetings, but isn't blue a nice color?"
>