L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department (The Great Bitcoin Heist)

[g2s at riseup.net (Razer)]

The NewYorker, from 2014

"I was shooting heroin and reading â??The Fountainheadâ?? in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

â??Bad news, detective. We got a situation.â??

â??What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?â??

â??Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollarsâ?? worth of bitcoins.â??

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. â??What kind of monster would do something like that?"

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department
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