The Dishwasher's Guide to Politics (or how to tell a libertarian from an anarchist from a...)

[zen at freedbms.net (Zenaan Harkness)]

On Wed, Mar 22, 2017 at 08:28:52PM -0700, Razer wrote:
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> The Dishwasher's Guide to Politics
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> Capitalism: You wash the dishes, the ones who own them profit
> 
> Libertarianism: You wash the dishes, the one's who own them profit tax-free.
> 
> Democracy: Even as a dishwasher, you deserve a say as to which
> politician is best suited to protect the economy that keeps you in the
> dish room.
> 
> Reform: Shorter stacks, warmer water, longer breaks--same dishes
> 
> Anarchism: Everyone shares in the dish-washing

Firetruck off! If I want to eat off dirty dishes, I'll damn
well eat off dirty dishes and NOT wash the dishes!

Wash whatever damn dishes you want, but leave me out of it!

;)


> Source:  Contradictionary
> https://crimethinc.com/books/contradictionary
> 
> Also see: http://www.infoshop.org/FakeAnarchistsLibertarians
>