[ale] does anyone have social connections to Sprint wireless?

[ale at advancedopen.com (Brian W. Neu)]

I could not be unhappier with my Sprint coverage at my house, though I'm 
in suburban central off Lower-Roswell Rd. and on TOP of a hill.  I don't 
want to get stuck putting $500+ into a repeater system.

Does anyone know the Sprint version of that "Can you hear me now" guy?   
Or basically someone that could either order an official installation or 
nudge some equipment so that it falls off a truck and into my driveway?

I have no faith in going through the mainstream customer service 
channels and I ask your help in subverting the system.