[ale] Toddler Property Laws

[cfowler at outpostsentinel.com (Christopher Fowler)]

Toddler Property Laws 







1. If I like
it, it's
mine. 

2. If it's
in my hand,
it's mine. 

3. If I can
take it from
you, it's
mine. 

4. If I had
it a little
while ago,
it's mine. 

5. If it's
mine, it
must never
appear to be
yours in any
way. 

6. If I'm
doing or
building
something,
all the
pieces are
mine. 

7. If it
looks just
like mine,
it's mine. 

8. If I
think it's
mine, it's
mine. 

9. If I...
Oops! I'm
sorry, I
goofed!
Instead of
typing in
the Toddler
Property
Laws, I've
been typing
in Bill
Gates'
primary
business
plan.