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Bob

On Thu, Oct 28, 2004 at 02:09:34PM -0700, Daquarious Jackson wrote:
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> On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 13:37:41 -0700 "James P. Kinney III" <jkinney at localnetsolutions.com>
> wrote:
> >Pervert! I'll bet you didn't even check the impedance first.
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>                   The Sex Life of an Electron
>                  =============================
> 
> One night, when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to
> seek out a cute coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli-Amp and
> took her for a ride on his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone
> Bridge, around the Sine Waves, and stopped in the Magnetic Field by a
> flowing current.
> 
> Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, soon had
> her fully charged and excited her resistance to a minimum. He laid her
> on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her
> reluctance. He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in
> her socket, connecting them in parallel and began short circuiting her
> resistance shunt.
> 
> Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled "OHM-OHM-OHM".
> 
> With his tube operating at maximum and her field vibrating with his
> current flow, her shunt overheated, and Micro-Farad was rapidly
> discharged and drained of every electron. They fluxed all night trying
> various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and
> had lost all it's field strength.
> 
> Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids.
> And with his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to
> excite his field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing
> polarity and blowing each other's fuses.
> 
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> (sorry, last one, I promise :)
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