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- <li><em>date</em>: Fri Jul 23 15:14:20 2004</li>
- <li><em>from</em>: ale1 at cybertechcafe.net (Nathan J. Underwood)</li>
- <li><em>subject</em>: [ale] OT - Rant - I don't want your toner cartridges</li>
Them : Hello <your name>, my name is <their name>, and I understand that
you're the person in charge of making IT purchases for your company.<pause>
You : [Yes | Possibly | No | are you my mommy?]
Them : What kind of printers do you use in your company?<pause>
You : [this | that | I have to pee]
Them : Great!, My company manufacturers a superior printer toner
cartridge that is guaranteed to last <insert absurd amount of time
here>, and we'd like to send you one for ABSOLUTELY FREE! Does that
sound like a good deal? <pause>
You : Do you like donut?
Them : Great! All I need to do is get some basic information from you,
and someone will contact you tomorrow to get you your free printer toner
cartridge.<pause>
Them : Is your name <your name>? Is your address <address>? Are you in
charge of purchasing IT products for your company?<pause>
Them : Great! Someone from our shipping department will contact you
tomorrow to setup the delivery.
Then, sure enough, the next day someone will contact you from their
shipping department. These folks just need a PO number, and they'll
ship you a toner cartridge (or ribbon, ink cartridge, etc.).
Have any of you fallen into this trap (where they continually call)? If
so, have you been able to make them stop calling? Either way, I do feel
better to have gotten it off of my chest.
*Tack, as defined by a former boss (and mentor, who I am still in
frequent communication with), is the ability to tell someone to go to
hell in such a way that they not only smile and thank you, but pay in
advance, and look forward to the trip.
--
registered linux user # 73046
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