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From: "Matthew J. Probst " <[email protected]>
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Subject: The Y2K problem - solved! (fwd)
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From: Criminy
Subject: Resolution of Y2K desktop problems:
The most beneficial cost alternative for resolution
of Y2K desktop issues has been defined:
All desktops will be removed by Jan 1, 1999.
Each desktop wil be replaced with an Etch-A-Sketch.
Justification:
1. No Y2K problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing email.
Thank you.
Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over
the screen. What do I do?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.