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Dilbert lives



There are some percentages missing, but I'm sure you'll get the point :^)

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>Subject: Dilbert lives
>Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 20:20:37 -0500
>From: Alan Jackson <[email protected]>
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>
>Sigh...
>
>Fortune 1000 senior executives were outclassed by sixth graders in a recent
>computer quiz conducted by Volchok Consulting.  To wit:
>
>			Execs				Schoolkids
>			-------				------------
>Fiona Apple:		a computer (43%)		rock star 
>Arch Deluxe:		a PC part (53%)		fast food burger (98%)
>Modem:		communication device (23%)	communication device (93%)
>Internet is owned
>by someone :		yes (68%)			no (98%)
>			owned by Microsoft (23%)
>
>Source: Clueless in the Suites" Cyberscope item in Newsweek April 20,
>1998, page 8

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