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Overheard off the ethers of the net..
Found this at Eudora's site, http://www.eudora.com/
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Happy New Year!
Hope your holidays were great!
Mine were quiet, but nice... had to work just a little. Very hard to concentrate over the holidays, isn't it? This is the result of a lunch of Hershey's kisses while listening to Tragic Kingdom (excellent CD, btw) and staring at a lot of work that I didn't want to do:
Webmaster's Theme Song
(Sung to the tune of No Doubt's "Spiderwebs")
You'd think you could connect
With the hypertext correct
This job could be so much fun
Presuming you like what I've done
And now I'm stuck in this web
I'm spinning
I'm working night and day
Sorry I can't talk right now
I'm fixing all these spiderwebs
So send a message and I'll mail you back
A likely story, but send a message
And I'll mail you back
The server and T3 look fine
But the downloads take up time
Don't have permission from my boss
To tell the newbies to get lost
Communication, an internet invasion
I'm planning my escape...
Sorry I can't talk right now
I'm hacking through these spiderwebs
So send a message and I'll mail you back
A likely story, but send a message
And I'll mail you back
I wish I could bail
When I see your email
No matter who mails
I gotta read your email
Now I'm in so deep
I'm getting little sleep
My dreams are missing bits
Like 16-color gifs
Sorry I can't talk right now
I'm lost inside these spiderwebs
So send a message and I'll mail you back
A likely story, but send a message
And I'll mail you back
Oh, I wish I could bail
When I see your email
No matter matter matter matter who mails
I gotta re-e-e-e-ead your email
Oooh lost inside these spiderwebs
So send a message and I'll mail you back
I'm lost inside these spiderwebs... etc
[Apologies to No Doubt, who share my hometown of Disneyland.]
-- Eudora Webmaster 22 Jan 97
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-=TED=- O- JAPH [email protected] PGP available
Those who learn from history are doomed to have it repeated to them anyway.
-Larry Wall