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(fwd) Have you ever sent email? You will.



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From: [email protected] (Don Marti)
Subject: Have you ever sent email?  You will.
Keywords: original, smirk, computers
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Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 1 Jan 97 19:30:02 EST
Lines: 21

This is pretty close to an actual sales call I received.  The sales
person's name has been changed.  The company name has not.  I think
we'll stick with our current provider.

Bob:  Hello, I'm Bob ______ from AT&T, and I'm calling to let you know
      about the Internet services we offer.  Do you have a minute to...

Me:   I'm kind of busy right now, but if you could just email me the
      information I'll call you back if I'm interested.  My address
      is...

Bob:  Could I have your fax number?  We're behind a firewall, so our email
      doesn't always get through.

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