The Microsoft Husband

• To: geeks <[email protected]>
• Subject: The Microsoft Husband
• From: Elizabeth Lapham <[email protected]>
• Date: 6 Sep 96 14:28:40

---------------------- Forwarded by Elizabeth Lapham/Watermark/US on 09/06/96 
02:27 PM ---------------------------

	elapham @ logicraft.com (Elizabeth Lapham) 
07/08/96 02:22 PM

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>Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance 
>as a lover. The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage
>counselor.  He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like 
>that.
>
>The  second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play 
>rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."  
>
>The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for
Microsoft. 
>He just 
>sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to
>be when I get it."
>
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