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Austin Robinson-Coolidge: Humor - Addiction to the Net (fwd)
------- Forwarded Message
Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the net
10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and
check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
9. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with
Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."
8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty
feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on
your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or
two, just for the free Internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.
3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
2. The last girl you picked up was a JPEG.
1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two
hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and
manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum
to communicate with the modem. You succeed.
------- End of Forwarded Message
Tyler Godfrey
UNIX Systems Intern
St. Olaf College, Northfield MN
[email protected]
http://www.stolaf.edu/people/godfreyt/
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