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Re: Austin Robinson-Coolidge: Humor - Addiction to the Net (fwd)



> From [email protected] Thu Sep 12 00:09:10 1996
> From: "Eric J. Hansen" <[email protected]>
> Subject: Re: Austin Robinson-Coolidge: Humor - Addiction to the Net (fwd)
> To: Christianne_McCall%[email protected] (Christianne McCall)
> Date: Wed, 11 Sep 1996 18:13:10 -0400 (EDT)
> Cc: [email protected], [email protected]
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> > 
> > >>  10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and
> > >>  check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
> > 
> > >    Ha!  You mean
> > >    10. You wake up at 3 a.m. and stop to check your e-mail before 
> > >    going to the bathroom.
> > 
> > no, you wake up at 3am BECAUSE you got e-mail.
> > 
> 
> I don't know about any of you, but I've got a terminal next to the toilet...


You mean you haven't had you're main machine plumbed in to the sanitation system 
yet?  What if email arrives while you're on the *way* to the toilet????

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