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RE: Humor - YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN INTERNET ADDICT...
You know everyone else is an Internet addict when ...
* tree barks are carved with james@arctic_circle.com
loves [email protected].
* you hear tarzan shouting EEEE-EEEE-EEEE-EEEE-ORRRR-ORRRR-ORRR.
* Internet malls totally take over shopping malls.
* pagers are designed to accept the tilde and @ characters.
* computer systems come free with Internet accounts.
* the lead story in the papers is 'Minor Bug In Netscape Fixed' while
and 'First Black President Elected To The White House' gets page 9
because the lead story is 8 pages long with no ads.
And you know you are an Internet addict when ...
* your wife emails you to tell you dinner is ready ... and you send a
reply telling her to FTP it to you.
* you try to bookmark your favourite TV show, then realise you can't do
it, before realising you don't watch TV anymore.
* you email your dog to fetch the papers.
* your ISP awards you with a 'Best Customer Award'.
* you are awarded with ISO 9001 certification.
* you have to check your ID to remember your real name.
* you have an email account for God.
* your dreams ask if your brain is frame-enabled before loading.
* you hook an IV to yourself so you don't need to go to the kitchen.
* you look at a white mouse and ask 'What's that?'
* you've forgotten how to speak.
* all your household appliances are fitted with keyboards and mice.
Hope you'll like my humble contribution
Michael Douglas D.
Singapore
* It is hope which maintains most of mankind. (Sophocles) *
09/12/96 ; 22:03:29
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