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IJMC - I am the Very Model of a Modern Teenage Cyberpunk (fwd)
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> From [email protected] Mon Sep 23 10:16:07 1996
> Date: Mon, 23 Sep 1996 06:53:07 -0700 (PDT)
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> Subject: IJMC - I am the Very Model of a Modern Teenage Cyberpunk
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> IJMC - I am the Very Model of a Modern Teenage Cyberpunk
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> For all of you who wait up in the wee hours of the morn (or afternoon or
> evening, depending on local) for the daily IJMC posting, well, you've
> been waiting far too long. Which is another way of saying I forgot to
> send anything out last night so I'm doing it now...oh well. If you can't
> figure out the rhythym for this song, you haven't been watching your fair
> share of Animaniacs. I recommend you do so. You know you've seen enough
> when you start complaining to strangers that Warner Brothers hasn't made
> a new Animaniacs episode in far too long (a day can be far too long...).
> Lastly, in case you hadn't noticed, it is a Monday. Aagh. -dave
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> If you don't get it, you haven't been listening to enough Gilbert
> and Sullivan lately.
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> I am the Very Model of a Modern Teenage Cyberpunk
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> I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk.
> I rent my own apartment, and it's full of electronic junk.
> I own a VAX, 486, I've even got a PDP.
> I've finished Myst and Doom, but I am stumped by Wing Commander III.
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> I'm very well aquainted, too, with matters pornographical.
> I have a list of image sites, both overseas and national.
> So if you want to see a picture of that Anna Nichole Smith,
> I'll fire up my terminal and fetch for you a naughty GIF.
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> I'm totally an anarchist. The government I'd like to wreck,
> Though if they were to get blown up, who'd give to me my welfare cheque?
> In short if you need answers that concern your electronic junk,
> I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk.
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> I know the ancient myths about RTM, Pengo, and Mitnick.
> I hack into computers, and I then perform a credit check.
> I scare all my non-hacker friends with tales of cracker theivery,
> and even though I'm spouting crap, they listen and believe in me.
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> I've learned to spot a troll, and I've seen flames about the way I spell.
> I've traced badly forged cancels and seen napalm poured on AOL.
> I've laughed at all the newbies and their flailing cries of "You all suck!"
> I've been flamed by Carasso, with an anvil I have then been struck.
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> I've hung around in alt.tasteless and seen war waged on rec.pets.cats.
> I've spent my time in talk.bizarre and used those stupid Relay Chats.
> In short, if you need answers that concern your electronic junk,
> I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
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> Well postings like "MAKE.MONEY.FAST", I am now somewhat wary at.
> I have been "Global Killfiled" by the Joel Furr Commissariat.
> When rosebud posts a lengthy rant 'bout Microsoft she swears is true,
> I know that she is just another short lived kook without a clue.
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> When I have learnt what progress has been made upon the Internet,
> When I know something more than just a smattering of netiquette,
> In short when I can have a world-wide soapbox on which I can stand,
> I've got no time for other things, like beer and trips to Disneyland.
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> My life outside the Internet is very, very sad you see.
> I cannot get my spots to fade. My social life's a tragedy,
> But still if you need answers that concern your electronic junk,
> I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk.
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> Yet Another E-Mail Sent By The International Junk Mail Clearinghouse (IJMC).
> Unless otherwise specified, distribute freely. All questions, comments,
> submissions, and requests should be directed to Dave at [email protected]
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