(Fwd) write in C (fwd)

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Subject: (Fwd) write in C (fwd)
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Date: Mon, 30 Sep 1996 10:47:57 -0400
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[Submitter's Note: I've left the attribution on, but I don't know whether this
person is the author]

>---------- Forwarded message ----------
>Date: Thu, 26 Sep 1996 22:40:54 -0400 (EDT)
>From: Yves Touchette <[email protected]>
>Reply-To: [email protected]
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: write in C
>
> IN C  (sung to the tune of The Beatles' "Let it Be")
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>     When I find my code in tons of trouble,
>     Friends and colleagues come to me,
>     Speaking words of wisdom:
>     "Write in C."
>
>     As the deadline fast approaches,
>     And bugs are all that I can see,
>     Somewhere, someone whispers"
>     "Write in C."
>
>     Write in C, write in C,
>     Write in C, write in C.
>     LISP is dead and buried,
>     Write in C.
>
>     I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
>     for science it worked flawlessly.
>     Try using it for graphics!
>     Write in C.
>
>     If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
>     Debugging some assembly,
>     Soon you will be glad to
>     Write in C.
>
>     Write in C, write in C,
>     Write In C, yeah, write in C.
>     Only wimps use BASIC.
>     Write in C.
>
>     Write in C, write in C,
>     Write in C, oh, write in C.
>     Pascal won't quite cut it.
>     Write in C.
>
>     {     Guitar Solo     }
>
>     Write in C, write in C,
>     Write in C, yeah, write in C.
>     Don't even mention COBOL.
>     Write in C.
>
>     And when the screen is fuzzy,
>     And the editor is bugging me.
>     I'm sick of ones and zeroes.
>     Write in C.
>
>     A thousand people swear by T.P.
>     Seven is the one for me.
>     I hate the word PROCEDURE,
>     Write in C.
>
>     Write in C, write in C,
>     Write in C, yeah, write in C.
>     PL1 is 80's,
>     Write in C.
>
>     Write in C, write in C,
>     Write in C, yeah, write in C.
>     The government loves ADA,
>     Write in C.
>--
>Nick Surtani
>
>Address         : 5000J, Marine Parade Road,
>                  #05-44, Lagoon View,
>                  Singapore 449291
>
>Telephone       :(+65)445 2246
>e-mail          :[email protected]
>Alt. e-mail     :[email protected]
>Website         :http://www.cyberway.com.sg/~msurtani
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>QUOTE FOR THE DAY : 'Jealousy is the green eyed monster
>                     that doth mock the very flesh it feeds upon.'
>
>                                - Iago in Shakespeare's 'Othello'
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