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>>For your amusement and edification...
>>=======================================
>>Here it goes.
>>
>>Knowledge is Power
>>Time is Money
>>and as every engineer knows,
>>Power is Work over Time.
>>
>>So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we
>>get:
>> K = P (1)
>> T = M (2)
>> P = W/T (3)
>>
>>Now, do a few simple substitutions:
>>
>> Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
>> K = W/T (4)
>>
>>Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:
>>
>> K = W/M (5).
>>
>>Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:
>>
>> Knowledge equals Work over Money.
>>
>>What this MEANS is that:
>>
>> 1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
>> 2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.
>>
>>Solving for Money, we get:
>>
>> M = W/K (6)
>> Money equals Work Over Knowledge.
>>
>>>From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge
>>approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.
>>
>>What THIS MEANS is:
>>
>> The More you Make, the Less you Know.
>>
>>Solving for Work, we get
>>
>> W = M K (7)
>> Work equals Money times Knowledge
>>
>>>From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.
>>
>>What THIS MEANS is:
>>
>> The stupid rich do little or no work.
>>
>>Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is left as an
>>exercise for the reader.
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