Microsoft & Guns

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• Subject: Microsoft & Guns
• From: Ted Timmons <[email protected]>
• Date: Sat, 23 Nov 1996 09:32:17 -0800
• ReSent-Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 13:08:32 -0500 (EST)
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    One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp.
    At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and
    bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from
    the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

    The Microsoft tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again.
    He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put
    his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger
    with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon
    he yelled toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine. The
    trouble must be at your end!"
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-=TED=-    O-    JAPH    [email protected]

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