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(fwd) Vacation (repost from r.h.f)
From: [email protected] (Ofer Inbar)
Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery
Subject: Vacation (repost from r.h.f)
Date: 11 Nov 1996 14:13:58 -0500
Organization: The Left Bank Operation
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Approved: disapproved
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This one seemed highly appropriate for a.s.r...
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: [email protected] (Lars Wirzenius)
Subject: Vacations and weekends
Keywords: smirk, computers
Approved: [email protected]
Boss, what's vacation?
``Boss, can I ask you something?''
``Sure.''
``Everyone's always talking about vacations and free time and things
like that. How come I never have any?''
``You wouldn't like it.''
``But they think it's better than work. They really look forward to it.''
``Remember last year, when the office was shut down for a week.''
``When they replaced all windows? Sure I remember. I couldn't play
with a computer for a week. Horrible.''
``Vacations are like that.''
``Oh.''
``So you wouldn't like them.''
``But everyone else does.''
``Ah, but that's because they're lusers, not hackers.''
``Oh.''
``Now go back and write that compiler. We need it last week.''
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Real life? Which channel is that on?