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Sent from a user to a sysop:
>2. What is your sex?
I SCR00D A GRIL WUNCE IT WAS AWSUM!!!!!! BUT SHE WUZ BUTT-UGLY
SO NO MOR SEX!! XCEP MAYBE MIKEL JAXON BECUZ HE PAYZ 10 MILYUN
$$$$!!
>3. Describe the Computer System (Hardware) you call BBS's using?
C-64 FOREVER!!!!!!!!!111111 AND A MODUM!!!!! I G0T A BLACK &
WITE TV NOW BUT MAY-B C0L0R LATR!
>4. How much Hard Drive Space do you have?
I DONT NEED A HARD DRIV I GOT TOO FL0PPIS!!!! AND I BET U DIDNT
NO U CAN CUT A HOLE IN FLOPPIS AND RUN THEM UPSIDE DOWN!!!!!
>5. What is your fastest modem speed? What Brand modem?
I JUST GOT A NEW 12OO BOD MODUM ITS RELLY RELLY FAST!!!!!!!!!!
NOW I CAN D/L WAREZ AND IT DONT TAKE ALL DAY!!!! BUT I HAVE CAN
D/L MORE K00L GAMES IN THAT EXTRA TIME!!!11
>6. What City and State, or province, or Part of country are you in?
IM IN THE MIDDLE PART!!!!!1111 HA HA HAHA HA!!!! I WONT TELL YOU
WERE I LIVE BECUZ U MIGHT TELL THE COPS!!!!
>7. What Country?
CUNTRY SUX!!!! HEAVY METTAL RULEZ!!!
>8. Why do you call BBS's?
I TRIED TO TALK TO BBS WITH JUST MY BRANE WAVES BUT IT HURTS TOO
MUCH SO I HAV 2 CALL!!!!! AND I CAN D/L MORE GAMEZ WITH CALLING
THAN MY BRANE.
>9. What terminal software do you use? Name and version?
WHATS A S0FTWEAR??????? I SEEN THAT WORD S0FTWEAR WUNCE IN A
GAME I D/L IT SAID CRACKED BY D0CTER S0FTWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! IS
TERMAINAL SOFTWEAR A NU NAME 4 DOCTER SOFTWERE??? IT SUX I LIKD
HIZ OLD NAME.
>10. About how many times do you login in a weeks time?
JUST WUNCE AND I STAY LOGG ON ALL DAY! ALL WEEK! I NEVER HANG
UP BECAUSE I CAN D/L ALL THE WAREZ! AND EVRY-1 ELSE GETS A BUZY
S1GNUL!
>11. About how long do you stay on-line each session?
TIL DAD F1NDS ME AND MAKES ME HANG UP AND DO H0MWERK! HES A
REEL BASTURD I H0PE HE GETS SIFILIS!!
>12. What is your favorite BBS's name?
BIFFS AWESUM WAREZ SHACK! BUT DONT TELL ITS A SECRET.
U HAV 2 B ELITE LIK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>13. What is it's main phone number?
1-800-746-9472 AND THE PASSWERD IZ C64D00D!!!
>14. What is the hours of operation?
I WONT TELL CUZ THEN YOUL GET ON AND TAKE ALL MY TIME!
>15. What do you find there?
HOT GAMEZ AND WAREZ!!!! AND HES GOT A BIG XRATED SECTION THAT HE
LETS ME INTO EVEN THO IM 13. I DL LOTS OF GIF PHILEZ BUT CANT
FIGGER HOW TO READ??????????????????????????????????????
PLEEZ HELP!!!!!!!!??????????????????
>16. If you can, please tell us what software they are using?
I DUNNO ITS THE WUN WITH THE MENUS AND FILEZ AND STUFF! MAYBE
IT WUZ WIND0WS I HERD WINDOS HAS LOTS OF WAREZ FILES!!!
>17. What are the features you like?
THE SISOP LETS ME C THE XRATED PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
>18. What are the features you don't like?
I CANT FIND ANYONES PASSWERDS!!!! IM A GRATE HACKER BUT I CANT
FIGGER OUT PASSWERDS!!!!! NOT FARE!!!
>19. How could the sysop/system administrator improve the system?
MAKE ME THE COSISOP!!!! AND MOVE HIS KOMPUTOR T0 MY H0USE!!!
AND HIZ MONITER TOO I DONT LIKE B/W TV!
>20. Is it a Pay BBS system? How much a year/month/week(Pick one)?
WHATS A PAY BBS????????????????????? PAY FER WAREZ?????????
THATS STOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>21. If you where to get the perfect BBS, what would you want to
see, what features, what do you want. Please be specific, and
please be as long winded as you wish!
A PERFECT BBS WOUD HAVE ME 4 A SISOP AND ALL THE UZERS WOUD B
MY SEX SLAVES AND ID HAV ALL THE PASSWERDS!!!!!!! AND THERED
BE A BIG XRATED SECTION BUT MY DAD WOUDNT NO!!!! AND LOTZ 0F
WAREZ FOR THE AWESUM C64 GAMEZ AND STUFF. IT WOUD HAVE 3
FLOPPI DRIVES BUT NO HARD DISKS THOSE ARE FER SISSIES WHO HAVE
TO MUCH MONEY!!!!!!!! OH YEAH SPEAKING ABOUT MUNEY DAVE
RH0DES IS AWESUM HED BE CO-SISUP AND WE MAKE EVERY-1 READ OUR
MAKE.M0NEY.FAST BUT I BEAT UP DAVE RHODES AND TAKE HIS MONEY
AND BY A NU JOYSTIK!!!!!!! EVRY DAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
AND ID MAKE NU USERS U/L ALL THERE WAREZ FILES ON THERE F1RST
CALL BUT THEN HANG UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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