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From: [email protected] (Tom Yates)
Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery
Subject: Live from the frontiers - Network Security '96
Date: 5 Nov 1996 03:08:21 GMT
Organization: Happy Fun Ball Club
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Your correspondent, panting from lack of sleep and surfeit of bad imported
beer, is pleased to report the following by way of a Network Security '96
anthem. We disclaim all injuries caused by attempting to sing this. Do
not taunt happy fun ball. Bet you all wish you were here in DC.
(Tune: The Star-Spangled Banner)
The *-Strangled LART
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Oh say, can you read
By the dawn's early light
What our pagers just said
Back then, when we were sleeping?
Has the router gone down?
Is the toaster full up?
Or has Luser [1] done things
That will make us start weeping?
By the pager's dim glare
I start tearing my hair
The short message says
"No-one's files are still there."
Oh, tell me for sure that there's no better way
To earn a decent wage, or I'm quitting today.
[1] can't name him. or her. but you know the sort.
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Tom Yates - Unix Chap - The Mathworks, Inc. - (508) 647 7561