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From: [email protected] (Ack Thhpt!)
Subject: Gang Violence?
Keywords: smirk, original, Internet
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Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 96 19:30:02 EST
Lines: 17
The other morning, my wife and I were watching "Good Morning America" when
the host gave a 'teaser' for the next story just before the commercial. What
he said was:
"Coming up on 'Good Morning America', Is the internet safe? Gangs on the
World Wide Web."
I turned to my wife and said, "DUCK! It's a drive-by downloading!"
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